Scared Poet wishes you a Merry Christmas
Dec 25th, 2009 by scaredpoet

And what good is a Christmas wish from without our traditional dose of awkward Christmas moments?

Right up our alley:  Really folks, not EVERY Santa is entirely golden, and this site certainly points that out.  This is dedicated to all of those people out there who’ve had an awkward Santa moment.

And whatever holiday you celebrate around this time of year, we hope it was awesome, and that an awesome new year awaits you.

Happy Holidays, folks.
Dec 18th, 2007 by CrazedPenguin

Let me start off this rant by saying this much: I work in retail. I am instructed, by my bosses, to say “Happy Holidays” versus, say, “Merry Christmas.” Seeing how they are my higher ups and, in fact, can fire my ass, I’m obliged to listen to what they say. After all, I already basically spend the entire time I’m there socializing with people and being the village asshole anyway. However, I’m digressing.

Many a customer will verbally attack me, saying, “Why not Merry Christmas? It’s Christmas!” Let me respond with a few questions of my own. What about the other holidays? What about the other religions? What about, most importantly, the people who don’t give a damn about these days? Do we just ignore them because they don’t celebrate Christmas? I have some advice for the people lobbying for the whole “It’s Merry Christmas” side of this argument. Please, for the love of all things pleasant and vacation-oriented, STOP BITCHING. Pardon my bluntness, but it’s ridiculous to make such a fuss over something like this. Allow me to explain.

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