{"id":1187,"date":"2009-12-25T11:55:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T16:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2009-12-25T11:55:47","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T16:55:47","slug":"scared-poet-wishes-you-a-merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=1187","title":{"rendered":"Scared Poet wishes you a Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sketchysantas.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1188\" title=\"Sketchy Santa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/meredith-227x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/meredith-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/meredith.jpg 415w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And what good is a Christmas wish from scaredpoet.com without our traditional dose of awkward Christmas moments?<\/p>\n<p>Right up our alley: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sketchysantas.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">sketchysantas.com<\/a>. \u00a0Really folks, not EVERY Santa is entirely golden, and this site certainly points that out. \u00a0This is dedicated to all of those people out there who&#8217;ve had an awkward Santa moment.<\/p>\n<p>And whatever holiday you celebrate around this time of year, we hope it was awesome, and that an awesome new year awaits you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And what good is a Christmas wish from scaredpoet.com without our traditional dose of awkward Christmas moments? Right up our alley: sketchysantas.com. \u00a0Really folks, not EVERY Santa is entirely golden, and this site certainly points that out. \u00a0This is dedicated to all of those people out there who&#8217;ve had an awkward Santa moment. And whatever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,214,213],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff","tag-christmas","tag-holiday","tag-santa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}