{"id":119,"date":"2004-09-16T19:02:10","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T23:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=119"},"modified":"2005-01-24T19:42:47","modified_gmt":"2005-01-25T00:42:47","slug":"some-fursuiters-just-cant-stay-out-of-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Some fursuiters just can&#8217;t stay out of trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, Michael Chartrand was dressed as Tigger, and was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.local6.com\/news\/3616080\/detail.html\">accused of molesting a 13 year old<\/a>.  After being acquitted, he&#8217;s back in trouble again&#8230; this time dressed as Goofy, and this time for<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/3663876.stm\"> shoving two people<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Michael Chartrand, 36, is accused of shoving two people employed as photographers at the Florida park&#8217;s Animal Kingdom while dressed as Goofy.<\/p>\n<p>The two say he came up and shoved them each in the chest, police said.<\/p>\n<p>But a lawyer for Mr Chartrand, who is English by birth, said he had just been &#8220;goofing around because he was Goofy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mr Chartrand could face misdemeanour charges for the alleged shoving. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but if I had to stoop so low as to get a Disney World job, and I got accused of molesting someone, that would be my clue to find a new line of work right there.  And if I had no other skills and was forced to go back to my old job, I&#8217;d <strong>stay the hell away<\/strong> from everyone.<\/p>\n<p>The guy <a href=\"http:\/\/i.a.cnn.net\/cnn\/2004\/LAW\/09\/16\/disney.molest.ap\/chartrand.ap.jpg\">isn&#8217;t exactly the most cheerful-lookin&#8217;<\/a> either, is he?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Disney mascot who was acquitted of fondling a child is suspended again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}