{"id":14,"date":"2004-06-12T08:13:41","date_gmt":"2004-06-12T12:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=14"},"modified":"2004-06-12T11:39:38","modified_gmt":"2004-06-12T15:39:38","slug":"yeah-paddle-the-brat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Yeah!  Paddle the brat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher has been suspended <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/Northeast\/06\/11\/teacher.soap.ap\/index.html\">for washing a foul mouthed kid&#8217;s mouth with soap<\/a> .<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t get the big deal over this.  It&#8217;s soap!  And the kid was asking for it.<\/p>\n<p>Aw well, at least it&#8217;s paid leave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher has been suspended for washing a foul mouthed kids mouth with soap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sociopolitical-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}