{"id":149,"date":"2004-10-21T10:03:38","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T14:03:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=149"},"modified":"2004-10-21T10:14:23","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T14:14:23","slug":"fidel-castros-whoopsie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Fidel Castro&#8217;s Whoopsie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Whoops!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sun-sentinel.com\/media\/photo\/2004-10\/14748314.jpg\" alt=\"whoops\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chinadaily.com.cn\/english\/doc\/2004-10\/21\/content_384476.htm\">Was Castro tripping or moshing?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And by the way, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chinadaily.com.cn\/english\/doc\/2004-06\/22\/xin_3706012201542282447937.jpg\">don&#8217;t ever bug Castro about his nasty ear-picking habits<\/a>, damnit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Castro takes a fall.  Damn is he old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}