{"id":154,"date":"2004-10-26T16:47:47","date_gmt":"2004-10-26T20:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=154"},"modified":"2004-10-26T16:49:53","modified_gmt":"2004-10-26T20:49:53","slug":"the-sentencing-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"The sentencing party"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;It seems like everyone wants to have a party, and it&#8217;s fun for you people, but not for me,&#8221; Williams told reporters as he was led away in handcuffs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe not, Mr. Williams.  But I&#8217;m sure that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/LAW\/10\/26\/prison.sendoff.ap\/index.html\">choking your girlfriend into unconsciousness<\/a> wasn&#8217;t very fun for her either.<\/p>\n<p>I <em>like<\/em> that judge.  She&#8217;s got a sense of humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Judge throws a party to hand a life sentence down to a convicted felon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}