{"id":162,"date":"2004-11-01T17:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T21:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=162"},"modified":"2004-11-01T17:16:21","modified_gmt":"2004-11-01T21:16:21","slug":"r-kellys-foolery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"R. Kelly&#8217;s &#8220;Foolery&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welp, for those monitoring the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ticketmaster.com\/artist\/936003\">Best of Both Worlds tour<\/a> (I didn&#8217;t even know it existed until now), the <a href=\"http:\/\/soundslam.com\/news\/news.php?news=041101_rkelly\">tour has been cancelled<\/a>.  The gist?  Basically, <a href=\"http:\/\/archives.cnn.com\/2002\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/06\/05\/r.kelly\/\">R. Kelley<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harlemlive.org\/community\/peeps\/biggiefoundation\/\">Jay Z<\/a>. perform in New York, R. Kelly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netmusiccountdown.com\/inc\/news_article.php?id=6754\">freaks out because he <em>thinks<\/em> he sees a gun or three in the audience<\/a> (you know, because that&#8217;s common in the middle of New York City, where they have absolutely <em>no<\/em> concerns at all about security, right?) and walks off stage, the event is delayed while massive weapons searches ensue, and when nothing is found, Jay Z. gets pissed and his posse mace R. Kelly, sending him to the hospital for the night.  Fun abounds.<\/p>\n<p>R. Kelly is now pressing charges.  Obviously, now is not the time to buy tickets for when this tour rolls into your town. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best of Both Worlds tour is cancelled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}