{"id":171,"date":"2004-11-09T08:20:16","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T13:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=171"},"modified":"2004-11-08T23:45:13","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T04:45:13","slug":"the-science-of-evolution-ha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;Science&#8221; of Evolution.  Ha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/new_map.jpg\" alt=\"newmap\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s like saying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/worldlatest\/story\/0,1280,-4602984,00.html\">everything that follows this sticker [the theory of evolution in a textbook] isn&#8217;t true<\/a>,&#8221; [Jeffrey Selman] said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uhm, can you say, <em>duh?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Georgia parents are sooo backward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sociopolitical-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}