{"id":178,"date":"2004-11-18T16:44:20","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T21:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=178"},"modified":"2004-11-19T07:02:24","modified_gmt":"2004-11-19T12:02:24","slug":"why-are-people-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Why are people stupid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.  If the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catholic.org\/clife\/mary\/\">Blessed Mother<\/a> wanted to send a message, she would probably choose a better venue than a <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=5535890757\">grilled cheese sandwich<\/a> to do it on.<\/p>\n<p>2.  Grilled cheese sandwiches should not last for 10 years without mold.  Even if the Blessed Mother has put her likeness on it.  Even if 10 years is the true age of that half-eaten piece of bread and cheese, it&#8217;s not a miracle&#8230; it&#8217;s just Velveeta.<\/p>\n<p>3. I don&#8217;t care how nutty you are, you DO NOT bid <del>$14,400<\/del> <del>$15,300<\/del> <strong>$7,600<\/strong> (guess we had some bid retractions&#8230; big surprise) for an alleged 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich with the Blessed Mother allegedly on it!  Especially if you&#8217;re uber religious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The obligatory ebay-virgin mary-grilled cheese post<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}