{"id":194,"date":"2004-12-05T13:33:22","date_gmt":"2004-12-05T18:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=194"},"modified":"2004-12-05T13:39:47","modified_gmt":"2004-12-05T18:39:47","slug":"wow-slow-news-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Wow, slow news day?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess absolutely nothing happened at the White House today <em>and<\/em> the Associated Press has been taken over by script kiddies with no sense for newsworthiness, because the AP now  feels that when Bush goes to church and rides a bike on Sunday, that&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/ALLPOLITICS\/12\/05\/bush.day.ap\/index.html\">OHNOES BREAKING NOOZ!!!11oneone<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/ALLPOLITICS\/12\/05\/bush.day.ap\/index.html\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/bush_nothing.jpg\" alt=\"nothing\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Did I <em>really<\/em> need to know that he changed his clothes after returning from church and meandering in the rose garden?   Am I supposed to <em>care<\/em> that he even went to freakin&#8217; church, as if that was something he never did before on a Sunday?  And &#8220;Great to see ya?&#8221;  That&#8217;s the earth-shattering quote of importance today that was worth wasting the time it took me to read that in total disbelief?  <\/p>\n<p>I want my 30 seconds back.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next?  Fox News breaking in for a Special Report, to get the scoop that the president had a burger for lunch?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN does the Onion better than the Onion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}