{"id":217,"date":"2004-12-21T11:06:58","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T16:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=217"},"modified":"2004-12-21T11:06:58","modified_gmt":"2004-12-21T16:06:58","slug":"safe-except-for-the-holes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"Safe.  Except for the holes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ddesfolio.org\/tones\/whats.wrong.with.this.picture.jpg\">What&#8217;s wrong with this picture<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Look carefully now.<\/p>\n<p>Some people&#8230; ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s wrong with his picture?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}