{"id":224,"date":"2004-12-30T13:17:14","date_gmt":"2004-12-30T18:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=224"},"modified":"2004-12-31T00:42:50","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T05:42:50","slug":"its-how-burgers-are-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s how burgers are done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much like Pulp Fiction&#8217;s $5 shake, in West Texas you can walk into a fast food joint and get a  Six Dollar Burger.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.scc.rutgers.edu\/~scaredpoet\/sixdollar.jpg\" alt=\"six dollar burger\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For fast food, it&#8217;s pretty damned good, and definitely worth $6.00.  It is however, <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.scc.rutgers.edu\/~scaredpoet\/burger_open.jpg\">quite big and messy<\/a> with a bun that is just too small to hold the beef, and the uninitiated could find their hands awash in burger toppings after just a couple bites.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong>  And you can order them with avocado, too!  Sweet Jesus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Six Dollar Burger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}