{"id":264,"date":"2005-01-30T20:38:19","date_gmt":"2005-01-31T01:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=264"},"modified":"2005-01-30T20:38:29","modified_gmt":"2005-01-31T01:38:29","slug":"popcorn-fork-you-know-you-need-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Popcorn Fork: You KNOW you need it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, someone has taken on the horrid social problem of buttery-finger syndrome and has developed a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popcornlovers.com\/popcornfork.html\">Popcorn Fork<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> GUARANTEED A FUN AND PRACTICAL TOOL<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s great for &#8220;real people&#8221; snacks like caramel<br \/>\ncorn, cheese balls, corn chips, etc.  A new<br \/>\nway to eat foods like pasta, sushi and oriental<br \/>\nsalads.  I&#8217;ll bet you can think of more!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh golly gee, I just bet!!<\/p>\n<p>Though honestly, I think it more practical to pick up my &#8220;real people&#8221; snacks with my real fingers.   Call me old fashioned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, someone has invented a Popcorn fork.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgets-widgits-and-whatzits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}