{"id":287,"date":"2005-02-22T21:37:45","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T02:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=287"},"modified":"2005-02-22T21:38:22","modified_gmt":"2005-02-23T02:38:22","slug":"damn-those-haoxers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"Damn those haoxers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I SO love when major news organizations screw up:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/haoxer.jpg\" alt=\"haoxer!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The actual story <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/US\/02\/22\/casualty.hoax.ap\/index.html\">can be found here<\/a>, though I imagine that by the time this article has permeated through everyone&#8217;s RSS aggregators, CNN would have had the foresight to find this one and run a spell check. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>But even if the headline is corrected by now, you HAVE to love that artists&#8217;s sketch.  I guess we&#8217;re looking for a a guy with an<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreamland.szm.sk\/aliens\/alien-head.jpg\"> alien head<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN reports that a &#8220;haoxer&#8221; was playing tricks on military wives.  Yes, a &#8220;haoxer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}