{"id":291,"date":"2005-02-27T00:00:14","date_gmt":"2005-02-27T05:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=291"},"modified":"2005-02-27T00:00:14","modified_gmt":"2005-02-27T05:00:14","slug":"bank-of-americas-whoopsie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Bank of America&#8217;s &#8220;Whoopsie&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bank of America reports that they<a href=\"http:\/\/news.com.com\/Bank+of+America+loses+a+million+customer+records\/2100-1029_3-5590989.html\"> lost a &#8220;small number&#8221; of tapes<\/a> that could contain customers&#8217; financial records.  How much is a &#8220;small number?&#8221;  Oh, enough to hold the records of 1.2 million people.  I guess when you&#8217;re the third largest bank in the US, that IS a small number.<\/p>\n<p>Time to switch banks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bank of America loses &#8220;a small number&#8221; of tapes bearing about, oh, 1.2 million people&#8217;s financial records.  Nice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}