{"id":31,"date":"2004-06-20T08:19:50","date_gmt":"2004-06-20T12:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=31"},"modified":"2004-06-20T08:19:50","modified_gmt":"2004-06-20T12:19:50","slug":"invasion-of-the-texas-drunk-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Invasion of the Texas Drunk Driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is why it&#8217;s a good idea to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eecs.harvard.edu\/~andy\/cars\/cars.html\">avoid parking your car on the curb<\/a>, if at all possible.<\/p>\n<p>(Note: the above link is picture-heavy and slow to load, so just be patient.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Massive car carnage as a drunk driver from Texas mows down a bunch of cars in Boston.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}