{"id":33,"date":"2004-06-22T01:09:59","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T05:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=33"},"modified":"2004-06-21T23:23:46","modified_gmt":"2004-06-22T03:23:46","slug":"randmo-news-article-freakyness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Random News article freakyness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like the start of an odd-news week.  First, to Toyko, where a<a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\/ns\/news\/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-PLS&#038;idq=\/ff\/story\/0002\/20040621\/0430022682.htm\"> student was made to write an apology in his own blood<\/a>.  How nice and un-cruel, and sanitary too!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/South\/06\/21\/driveway.death.ap\/index.html\">don&#8217;t crawl under your car while it&#8217;s standing on jacks alone<\/a>.  If you&#8217;re gonna tinker with your car, make sure it&#8217;s on blocks or on solid stands!<\/p>\n<p>More advice: if you fly, don&#8217;t fly Northwest Airlines.  And if you must fly Northwest, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/US\/Central\/06\/20\/wrong.airport.ap\/index.html\">make sure the pilot knows where the hell he&#8217;s going<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And last but not least: be careful what you say at work.  Particulalry if you work at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gyrogroup.com\">GyroGroup<\/a>.  If you say the &#8220;D&#8221; word, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.internalmemos.com\/memos\/memodetails.php?memo_id=2320\">you could get fired<\/a> (<em>Shhhhh!<\/em>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apology in blood in Tokyo, and a dead guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}