{"id":340,"date":"2005-04-18T13:43:03","date_gmt":"2005-04-18T17:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=340"},"modified":"2005-04-18T14:54:10","modified_gmt":"2005-04-18T18:54:10","slug":"macromedia-gets-bought-by-adobe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"Macromedia gets bought by Adobe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alas, the worst has happened.<\/p>\n<p>A software company known for its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\">bloated, over-priced, yet incredibly pervasive<\/a> (and thus, required) software packages <a href=\"http:\/\/wireless.newsfactor.com\/story.xhtml?story_id=10200AYSEBZC\">has purchased a software company<\/a> known for its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\">bloated, annoying, yet incredibly pervasive<\/a> (and thus, required) software packages.<\/p>\n<p>The result? most likely, even MORE expensive, MORE bloated, MORE annoying software that despite all its shortcomings everyone is using and therefore, to open\/receive anything sent  by anyone, you have to have it to.  Nice.<\/p>\n<p>God how I wish this was a bad April Fool&#8217;s joke.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.  As of this writing, it would appear that Adobe&#8217;s website has just been <strong>crushed<\/strong> under the load the merger announcement has created, so at least there some small satisfaction in that. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two lousy software companies merge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgets-widgits-and-whatzits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}