{"id":368,"date":"2005-05-16T14:52:28","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T18:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=368"},"modified":"2005-05-16T23:23:58","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T03:23:58","slug":"dialing-for-christians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=368","title":{"rendered":"Dialing for Christians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A telephone company has managed to bring moral politics to your telephone in ways never before imagined.  United American Technologies is billing itself as a &#8220;Christian-based phone carrier,&#8221; taking the lead in saving America from its bad immoral self, being &#8220;the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same sex marriages and hardcore child pornography.&#8221;  Because we <strong><em>all<\/em><\/strong> know that same sex marriages and kiddie porn go hand in hand, right?<\/p>\n<p>The sale pitches ultimately border on hate speech.  A fellow blogger reportedly has a tape of telephone conversations in which a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/politics\/culture-war\/reach-out-and-touch-someone-but-not-in-a-gay-way-102916.php\">UAT employee touts their services in a sales pitch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Here, we pick up a taped telemarketing call after one potential customer asks if AT&#038;T sponsors child pornography:<\/p>\n<p>    United American Technologies: No. No, that&#8217;s MCI.<\/p>\n<p>    Mr. Mirman: MCI has hardcore child pornography?<\/p>\n<p>    United American Technologies: Yes, they are. They have a pedophile Web site for men who love boys. It&#8217;s a Montr\u00e9al based Web site&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>    Mr. Mirman: And so MCI basically has a child pornography ring?<\/p>\n<p>    United American Technologies: That&#8217;s correct.<\/p>\n<p>    Mr. Mirman: What about the others? What does Verizon do?<\/p>\n<p>    United American Technologies: Okay. Verizon, what they do is they train their employees to accept the gay and lesbian lifestyle.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>United American Technologies does more than just spout the hate as a sales pitch; some of their profits are donated to ultra conservative hate groups as well. <\/p>\n<p>So, don&#8217;t reach out and touch anyone.  That&#8217;s just&#8230; you know, gay.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nysun.com\/article\/13577\">original New York Sun article<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh! and feel free to <a href=\"http:\/\/webjay.org\/insta.m3u?url=http:\/\/www.eugenemirman.com\/Phone_Company.mp3\">listen to an actual UAT sales pitch call<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/webjay.org\/insta.m3u?url=http:\/\/www.eugenemirman.com\/Anti_Gay_Phone_Company_II.mp3\">this call too<\/a>. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>United American Technologies bills itself as a Christian-values telecom company&#8230; and it smears the competition as heathenous gay-loving heretics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgets-widgits-and-whatzits","category-sociopolitical-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}