{"id":377,"date":"2005-05-25T00:02:47","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T04:02:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=377"},"modified":"2005-05-24T23:03:17","modified_gmt":"2005-05-25T03:03:17","slug":"honk-nice-booty-shaloooom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"HONK!  &#8220;Nice Booty!  Shaloooom!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.motormate.com\/heyhorn\/infomercial.php\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.motormate.com\/heyhorn\/images\/review2-image.jpg\" alt=\"hey-horn\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.motormate.com\/heyhorn\/infomercial.php\">No&#8230; fucking&#8230; way&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You <strong>HAVE<\/strong> to play the movie&#8230; you just <strong>HAVE<\/strong> to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, it and the other lil gadgets being sold at exhorbitant prices are all viral marketing for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miniusa.com\/crm\/load_mini.jsp\">Cooper Mini<\/a>.  However, they <strong>REALLY ARE<\/strong> selling the items.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Hey-Horn.  Yes, they&#8217;re serious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgets-widgits-and-whatzits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}