{"id":388,"date":"2005-06-08T22:06:27","date_gmt":"2005-06-09T02:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=388"},"modified":"2005-06-08T22:06:27","modified_gmt":"2005-06-09T02:06:27","slug":"stowing-away-on-aircraft-a-bad-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Stowing away on aircraft = a bad idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stowing away on a plane is just a bad idea.  Especially since access to the passenger cabin of a plane is tightly controlled, and the only place TO stowaway on most commercial jets are the exterioir nooks and crannies, such as the landing gear.  And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/front\/story\/317027p-271169c.html\">stowing away in the landing gear is a <strong>bad, bad idea<\/strong><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pam Hearne heard &#8220;a very loud bang&#8221; outside her family&#8217;s South Floral Park house at 7a.m., but thought little of it and went to work.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t until she got back home at 10:30 a.m. that she noticed something bizarre out her window.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There was a human body part back there,&#8221; she said. &#8220;It was rather large.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The leg, hip and chunk of torso apparently fell from the wheel well of a South African jetliner about to land at Kennedy Airport.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some idiot gets his body parts strewn about New York after stowing away on a plane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}