{"id":400,"date":"2005-06-21T13:23:17","date_gmt":"2005-06-21T17:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=400"},"modified":"2005-06-21T13:24:14","modified_gmt":"2005-06-21T17:24:14","slug":"its-good-to-be-the-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=400","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s good to be the President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/WORLD\/meast\/06\/21\/saddam.guards.ap\/index.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.a.cnn.net\/cnn\/2005\/WORLD\/meast\/06\/21\/saddam.guards.ap\/story.saddam.tape.jpg\" alt=\"saddam\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If only other prisoners had it this good.  After being captured, Saddam still thinks he&#8217;s the President, likes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cheetos.com\/home.php\">Cheetos<\/a>, loves <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doritos.com\">Doritos<\/a> even more, and above all, expects to waltz back into Iraq sometime soon and resume power as if nothing happened.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and he <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/WORLD\/meast\/06\/21\/saddam.guards.ap\/index.html\">indirectly becomes a GQ centerpiece<\/a>.  Not bad for a POW. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saddam Hussein is being treated&#8230; itnerestingly&#8230; while in captivity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}