{"id":412,"date":"2005-07-06T21:09:13","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T01:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=412"},"modified":"2005-07-06T21:09:29","modified_gmt":"2005-07-07T01:09:29","slug":"the-bush-and-the-bobby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"The Bush and the Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I only have one thing to say:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/WORLD\/europe\/07\/06\/bush.bike\/index.html\">AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also, <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalhumor.about.com\/b\/a\/087809.htm\">this is not the first time<\/a> Bush has had a li&#8217;l spill on his bike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bush&#8217;s bike spill with a British police officer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sociopolitical-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}