{"id":415,"date":"2005-07-09T10:01:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T14:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=415"},"modified":"2005-08-10T23:25:59","modified_gmt":"2005-08-11T03:25:59","slug":"a-felines-rude-awakening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"A Feline&#8217;s Rude Awakening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/images\/photos\/lokicat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/photos\/lokicat_tn.jpg\" alt=\"loki\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Name: &#8220;Not a Morning Creature&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Subject: Feline <\/p>\n<p>Medium: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nikonusa.com\/template.php?cat=1&#038;grp=2&#038;productNr=25527\">Nikon Coolpix 7900<\/a>, Nikkor ED Lens<br \/>\n&#8211; f\/2.8<br \/>\n&#8211; ISO 50<br \/>\n&#8211; focal length 7.8mm (35mm equivalent: 38mm) <br \/>\n&#8211; Flash:  Right. Perhaps you failed to notice the absence of drapes? This is a fully-armed feline. Firing a speedlight at this creature in its depicted demeanor would incite the risk of severe damage to nearby persons and equipment. (Mode 2: Compulsory Flash Suppression) <\/p>\n<p>Date: July 9, 2005<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Photograph: &#8220;Not a Morning Creature&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-stuffs","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}