{"id":441,"date":"2005-08-10T07:59:05","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T11:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=441"},"modified":"2005-08-10T08:01:29","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T12:01:29","slug":"a-pet-product-recall-to-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=441","title":{"rendered":"A pet product recall to remember"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t even know what to say about<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dogcondoms.com\/product-recall.html\"> this recall<\/a>.  There are just SOOO many questions about the existence of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dogcondoms.com\/\">this product<\/a>, much less the &#8220;duh?&#8221; factor involving why it was recalled.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it&#8217;s not like the alpha male is gonna take the responsibility of uhm, implementing this device, so, that means <em>someone<\/em> has to &#8220;intervene&#8221; for it to work.  And much as I enjoy my pet, I just don&#8217;t think I want to get <em>that<\/em> up-close and personal.  But then again, I&#8217;m a cat person, and that could make all the difference.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and it&#8217;s a choking hazard.  I mean, what did they expect?  They made it <strong>meat-flavored<\/strong>!  I&#8217;m surprised there weren&#8217;t any reported &#8220;personal injuries&#8221; related to this thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dog condoms get recalled?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgets-widgits-and-whatzits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}