{"id":477,"date":"2005-10-03T00:14:02","date_gmt":"2005-10-03T04:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=477"},"modified":"2005-12-06T10:50:20","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T15:50:20","slug":"hoppys-walk-in-the-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=477","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hoppy&#8217;s&#8221; walk in the park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<a href=\"\/media\/vid_00631.wmv\">Hhheeeeeee biiite me&#8230; in thaaaa&#8230;<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How is it possible for people like this to even&#8230; exist, in real life?<\/p>\n<p>File:  &#8220;<a href=\"\/media\/vid_00631.wmv\">Hoppy&#8217;s Adventure<\/a>&#8220;<br \/>\nWindows Media File, 3 minutes, 10 seconds<br \/>\n8.7MB<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;sweet spot&#8221;: 1 minutes, 30 seconds into the clip.  And, 1 minutes, 37 seconds into the clip&#8230; AND&#8230; well just watch the whole damn clip. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>[Note: apologies to FireFox users: you will need to right click on the link and select &#8220;Save Link As&#8230;&#8221; to view the file.  Stupid Windows Media.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do people like this even exist?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-multimedia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}