{"id":525,"date":"2006-01-17T22:33:24","date_gmt":"2006-01-18T03:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=525"},"modified":"2006-01-17T22:34:08","modified_gmt":"2006-01-18T03:34:08","slug":"on-daimlerchrysler-and-fur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"On DaimlerChrysler and Fur"},"content":{"rendered":"

The most randomly… interesting graphic is now showing on the Dodge.com website:<\/p>\n

\"caliber\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Click on the image , and you’re taken to a promo page for the new Caliber<\/a>, a crossover vehicle intended to take the place of the now-discontinued Neon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But the real mystery is: what’s up with the evil furry thing in the graphic that looks like it’s about to eat the car? It shows up nowhere else on the site! Is this velvet oddity intended to match the lunacy of the Evil Bert<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The most randomly… interesting graphic is now showing on the Dodge.com website: Click on the image , and you’re taken to a promo page for the new Caliber, a crossover vehicle intended to take the place of the now-discontinued Neon. But the real mystery is: what’s up with the evil furry thing in the graphic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}