{"id":579,"date":"2006-07-16T22:38:23","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T02:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=579"},"modified":"2006-07-16T22:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T02:42:00","slug":"cnn-loves-that-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"CNN loves that headline!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"OMFG!\" alt=\"OMFG!\" src=\"\/images\/cnn_omfg.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not to make light of the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/WORLD\/meast\/07\/16\/mideast\/index.html\">hissyfit going on in the middle east right now between Israel and Lebanon<\/a>, but damn is CNN <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\">really milking that banner headline<\/a> for all it&#8217;s worth!\u00a0 usually the big bold banner is reserved for humungous breaking ews, but this conflict has been going on for days now.\u00a0 Hardly worth reserving all that space for sensasionalism.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, maybe I should start\u00a0 my own huge banner headlines:<\/p>\n<p><strong>SP PAYS $30 TO FILL HIS P.O.S. CAR&#8217;S TANK!\u00a0 ZOMG!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to make light of the hissyfit going on in the middle east right now between Israel and Lebanon, but damn is CNN really milking that banner headline for all it&#8217;s worth!\u00a0 usually the big bold banner is reserved for humungous breaking ews, but this conflict has been going on for days now.\u00a0 Hardly worth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}