{"id":592,"date":"2006-11-07T17:14:57","date_gmt":"2006-11-07T21:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=592"},"modified":"2006-11-07T17:15:34","modified_gmt":"2006-11-07T21:15:34","slug":"idiot-governor-forgets-his-voter-registration-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Idiot governor forgets his voter registration card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/POLITICS\/11\/07\/sanford.votes\/index.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Sanford\" alt=\"Sanford\" src=\"http:\/\/i.a.cnn.net\/cnn\/2006\/POLITICS\/11\/07\/sanford.votes\/story.sc.gov.wcsc.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What an embarassing day to be a South Carolinan!  It&#8217;s Election Day, in case you haven&#8217;t figured it out, and the governor of that fine state had the embarrassment of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/POLITICS\/11\/07\/sanford.votes\/index.html\">forgetting his ID caught on news cameras<\/a>.  Yup, with nagging wife in tow (&#8220;I <em>told<\/em> you to bring it!&#8221;) and all.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine being in the awkward position of poll-worker at that voting precinct?  Having to tell <em>your own governor <\/em>that no, sorry, you&#8217;re too stupid to vote this morning?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What an embarassing day to be a South Carolinan! It&#8217;s Election Day, in case you haven&#8217;t figured it out, and the governor of that fine state had the embarrassment of forgetting his ID caught on news cameras. Yup, with nagging wife in tow (&#8220;I told you to bring it!&#8221;) and all. Imagine being in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sociopolitical-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}