{"id":603,"date":"2007-02-07T08:45:19","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T13:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=603"},"modified":"2007-02-07T09:09:59","modified_gmt":"2007-02-07T14:09:59","slug":"space-cadet-sports-new-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=603","title":{"rendered":"Space Cadet sports new hat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/02\/07\/astronaut.arrested\/index.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.a.cnn.net\/cnn\/2007\/US\/02\/07\/astronaut.arrested\/newt1.astronaut2.wed.news13.jpg\" alt=\"new hat\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/02\/07\/astronaut.arrested\/index.html\">Psychonaut Lisa Nowak is free after posting bail<\/a>.  And after we&#8217;ve already seen her lovely mugshot, she decides to cover her face as she leaves.  As if we don&#8217;t already know what she looks like on a bad hair day.<\/p>\n<p>A future astronaut sums up my response:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/images\/wtf.jpg\" alt=\"wtf\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Psychonaut Lisa Nowak is free after posting bail. And after we&#8217;ve already seen her lovely mugshot, she decides to cover her face as she leaves. As if we don&#8217;t already know what she looks like on a bad hair day. A future astronaut sums up my response:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}