{"id":630,"date":"2007-09-29T16:43:34","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T20:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=630"},"modified":"2007-09-29T16:43:34","modified_gmt":"2007-09-29T20:43:34","slug":"ohnoes-someone-is-stealing-teh-charmin11oneeleven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"OHNOES!  Someone is stealing teh CHARMIN!!!11!oneeleven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really now, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/09\/29\/toilet.paper.ap\/index.html\">THIS what BREAKING NEWS has come to<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) &#8212; Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.<\/p>\n<p>Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men&#8217;s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.<\/p>\n<p>Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren&#8217;t even full, he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does your time feel wasted? Yeah, it did for me too.  SO much so that I felt I had to rant about it to justify the waste.<\/p>\n<p>MAYBE this would&#8217;ve been newsworthy,if, somehow, al qaeda was planning a MASSIVE TERRORIST ATTACK involving hundreds of rolls of pilfered TP.  But Osama, creative as he is, just couldn&#8217;t pull it off.  No way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really now, is THIS what BREAKING NEWS has come to? FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) &#8212; Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank. Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men&#8217;s public bathrooms at the Fond [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sociopolitical-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}