{"id":633,"date":"2007-10-30T14:35:52","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T18:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=633"},"modified":"2007-10-30T14:36:37","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T18:36:37","slug":"like-a-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"Like a Ninja!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/68967\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/NINJA_PARADE.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Ninja%20Parade%20Slips%20Through%20Town%20Unnoticed%20Once%20Again\" height=\"355\" width=\"400\" wmode=\"transparent\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/ninja_parade_slips_through_town?utm_source=embedded_video\">Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0This absolutely defies words.\u00a0\u00a0Special thanks to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.harknell.com\" target=\"_blank\">Harknell<\/a>\u00a0for contributing this non-coverage of this non-event. \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0This absolutely defies words.\u00a0\u00a0Special thanks to\u00a0Harknell\u00a0for contributing this non-coverage of this non-event. \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}