{"id":639,"date":"2007-11-21T17:07:27","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T22:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=639"},"modified":"2007-11-21T17:11:23","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T22:11:23","slug":"my-response-to-the-sausage-fatty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=639","title":{"rendered":"My response to the Sausage Fatty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/bobevans\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.horizonmeats.ca\/images\/sausage.jpg\" alt=\"Sausage\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear Randy Taylor,<\/p>\n<p>Happy Thanksgiving!  I hope you find your turkey(s), tubs of stuffing and mash &#8216;taters, Ham(s) and all the other massive amounts of food you&#8217;re about to eat of sizable quantity this holiday season.  Of course, the whole of the internet is totally aware of your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=638\">&#8220;little&#8221; problem with Jimmy Dean<\/a>.  I realize that us Yankees don&#8217;t appreciate how much a Southern Man has to eat, and how very pussified we northerners are with our Maple &#038; Sage sausage, big as they come.<\/p>\n<p>I just want you to know, that while you&#8217;ve succeeded in making an obese ass of my former home state of Texas, myself and my Yankee friends are enjoying original recipe 16 oz sausage in all its glory. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/bobevans\"> Don&#8217;t you wish the South had Bob Evans, too<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>With appreciation from your friendly Geekaroid,<br \/>\nScared Poet. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Randy Taylor, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you find your turkey(s), tubs of stuffing and mash &#8216;taters, Ham(s) and all the other massive amounts of food you&#8217;re about to eat of sizable quantity this holiday season. Of course, the whole of the internet is totally aware of your &#8220;little&#8221; problem with Jimmy Dean. I realize [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}