{"id":641,"date":"2007-11-28T17:50:14","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T22:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=641"},"modified":"2007-11-28T17:54:05","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T22:54:05","slug":"learn-english-the-japanese-lesbian-aerobics-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=641","title":{"rendered":"Learn English the Japanese-Lesbian-Aerobics Way!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><video>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=03bCz4G1SC0<\/video><\/p>\n<p>Once again, a video from Japan has left me with my mouth open, thinking &#8220;WTF?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Witness the awesomeness of lesbian romantic intercultural relationship building at its finest.  Yes, if you are an easily excitable desperate lesbian who happens to be Japanese, you too can pick up your own slow-talking clueless American girl, courtesy of this video!  And yes, the aerobics is mandatory, as is the creepy old <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gaijin\">Gaijin<\/a><\/em> doctor who brings seriousness and professionalism to the whole thing.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=03bCz4G1SC0 Once again, a video from Japan has left me with my mouth open, thinking &#8220;WTF?&#8221; Witness the awesomeness of lesbian romantic intercultural relationship building at its finest. Yes, if you are an easily excitable desperate lesbian who happens to be Japanese, you too can pick up your own slow-talking clueless American girl, courtesy of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}