{"id":659,"date":"2008-02-23T16:42:27","date_gmt":"2008-02-23T21:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=659"},"modified":"2008-03-03T16:31:27","modified_gmt":"2008-03-03T21:31:27","slug":"how-not-to-get-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=659","title":{"rendered":"EPIC DATING FAIL (or, How not to get a date&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"464\" height=\"392\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/NDU4MTAw\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/NDU4MTAw\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"464\" height=\"392\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>My God.  It&#8217;s full of Geek!<\/p>\n<p>This is a textbook case on how NOT to get a date on a dating service.  This poor fellow sadly sealed his fate the moment he opened his mouth.  Then, he just wouldn&#8217;t&#8230; shut&#8230; up.<\/p>\n<p>Geeks, observe and learn!  If you find yourself in the unfortunate position where you must do the dating service thing, DO NOT DO THIS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My God. It&#8217;s full of Geek! This is a textbook case on how NOT to get a date on a dating service. This poor fellow sadly sealed his fate the moment he opened his mouth. Then, he just wouldn&#8217;t&#8230; shut&#8230; up. Geeks, observe and learn! If you find yourself in the unfortunate position where you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}