{"id":67,"date":"2004-07-18T14:34:34","date_gmt":"2004-07-18T18:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=67"},"modified":"2004-07-18T14:34:41","modified_gmt":"2004-07-18T18:34:41","slug":"assault-with-an-alligator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"Assault with an Alligator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uhh, looks like alligators can be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wftv.com\/news\/3541336\/detail.html\">used as deadly weapons now<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> David Havenner, 41, was scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday in Volusia County; he was held overnight Friday at the county&#8217;s Branch Jail on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator, officials said.<\/p>\n<p>Sheriff&#8217;s officials said Havenner was keeping the gator in his bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, 39, during an argument Friday morning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uhhh&#8230; damn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is facing battery charges after sheriff&#8217;s officials say he swung a three-foot alligator at his girlfriend during an argument.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}