{"id":673,"date":"2008-04-25T07:19:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T12:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=673"},"modified":"2008-04-24T07:27:12","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T12:27:12","slug":"no-street-cred-but-plenty-of-grill-skillz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=673","title":{"rendered":"No Street Cred. But plenty of &#8220;Grill Skillz.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can never eat at Wendy&#8217;s.  Ever Again.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4KIdTPS6LH4&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4KIdTPS6LH4&#038;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Check out Rufus&#8217; mad skillz as he plays the spatula-guitar, and breaks out with his Phat Wendy&#8217;s groovelicious moves, yo.  The hood &#8216;be <strong>down<\/strong> with all-beef patties.  Awww yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Back in 1989, this is the ridiculous stupidity that Wendy&#8217;s employees were subjected to.  Just think; anyone that flipped your burger during that era was probably rapping this song to themselves, in their heads.<\/p>\n<p>Even for 1989, this is pretty hacky.  What the hell were the higher-ups at Wendy&#8217;s <strong>thinking<\/strong>?  And, has Rufus the Phat Burger-Rapper since committed suicide after discovering the horrific error of his ways by appearing in this video?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m <strong>so<\/strong> lucky I managed to never work in food service.  Yuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can never eat at Wendy&#8217;s. Ever Again. Check out Rufus&#8217; mad skillz as he plays the spatula-guitar, and breaks out with his Phat Wendy&#8217;s groovelicious moves, yo. The hood &#8216;be down with all-beef patties. Awww yeah. Back in 1989, this is the ridiculous stupidity that Wendy&#8217;s employees were subjected to. Just think; anyone that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}