{"id":683,"date":"2008-06-30T19:07:12","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T23:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scaredpoet.com\/wordpress\/?p=683"},"modified":"2008-06-30T19:07:12","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T23:07:12","slug":"dimitri-real-catch-or-real-douche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Dimitri: Real Catch, or Real Douche?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, Dimitri: A guy who feels he is God&#8217;s Gift to Women, and is not afraid to make his targets keenly aware of it.  He&#8217;s so sure of it, in fact, that he regards a call from him as a true privilege that only a select few women are graced with.<\/p>\n<p>Now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, and the gracious voicemail contributions from one of his would-be mates, you can hear for yourself while it&#8217;s the masses who don&#8217;t get a call from Dimitri who are truly the lucky ones:<\/p>\n<p>Audio: <a href=\"\/media\/dimitri.mp3\">Dimitiri calls Olga, Parts 1 and 2<\/a><br \/>\nDuration: 4 minutes, 27 seconds<br \/>\n2.1MB MP3 File.<\/p>\n<p>For those who want to read along: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/anorak-in-new-york\/185293.html\">the transcript is here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, you too can go forth and leave rambling messages on women you think are hot.  And get a restraining order slapped on your sorry ass in record time.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, Dimitri: A guy who feels he is God&#8217;s Gift to Women, and is not afraid to make his targets keenly aware of it. He&#8217;s so sure of it, in fact, that he regards a call from him as a true privilege that only a select few women are graced with. Now, thanks to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scaredpoet.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}