A big brouhaha has erupted over whether Bush was wired with an earpiece at the most recent presidential debate, to get a little behind-the-scenes help in instances where he might find himself in an oratory jam.
Of course, the GOP laughs the theory off, calling the proponents a bunch of conspiracy-theory nuts.
I think W is trying to insult our intelligence:

If that isn’t a wire snaking around under his suit, then that has to be the most horribly cut, ill-fitting piece of fabric I have ever seen a free-world leader wear. Where the hell does the federal government shop for clothes… Costco?