“Please ignore the gaping chasm of overwhelming evidence. It’s not true.”

The fundies are now attempting to spread the creationism myth by making the concept a fun family vacation for all:

At a park called Dinosaur Adventure Land, run by creationists near Pensacola, Florida, visitors are informed that man coexisted with dinosaurs. This fantasy accommodates the creationists? view that the Earth is only 6,000 years old and that Darwin?s theory of evolution is false. Among the park exhibits is one that illustrates another creationist article of faith. It consists of a long trough filled with sand and fitted at one end with a water spigot. Above the trough is a sign reading ?That River Didn?t Make That Canyon.? When visitors open the spigot, the water quickly cuts a gully through the sand, supposedly demonstrating how the Grand Canyon was created, practically overnight, by Noah?s flood.

Man walked among dinosaurs. Riiiiight. If that were true, humanity would have been little more in the story of this planet than a sidenote for being a tasty treat.

And the Grand Canyon bit… that doesn’t even deserve the dignity of a response.

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