As we all know, a vegan can’t really fully enjoy the customs and traditions associated with Thanksgiving, because of course, the idea of a holiday centered around the slaughter of millions of turkeys would no doubt repulse their activist little brains. Imagine the fun and exciting arguments that must ensue when these folks head home to family and sulk in misery as everyone eats dead bird while they nibble on peas.
Well, misery no more! Now Vegans, too, can enjoy Thanksgiving with their own turkey facsmile. Behold! Tofurky:
And it even comes with its own leftovers, “Tofurky Jurky.” Yummmy yum! Nothing says “day after Thanksgiving” like dried bean curd!
Of course, it probably tastes blander than cardboard, but considering few people really know the correct method for cooking a turkey, it’s probably not far off from the real thing at most feast tables.