I guess absolutely nothing happened at the White House today and the Associated Press has been taken over by script kiddies with no sense for newsworthiness, because the AP now feels that when Bush goes to church and rides a bike on Sunday, that’s OHNOES BREAKING NOOZ!!!11oneone:
Did I really need to know that he changed his clothes after returning from church and meandering in the rose garden? Am I supposed to care that he even went to freakin’ church, as if that was something he never did before on a Sunday? And “Great to see ya?” That’s the earth-shattering quote of importance today that was worth wasting the time it took me to read that in total disbelief?
I want my 30 seconds back.
What’s next? Fox News breaking in for a Special Report, to get the scoop that the president had a burger for lunch?