Lloyds of London has apparently been approached by some unknown celebrity to insure his chest hair. And Lloyds wrote a policy for it!
*jaw drop*
But [the policy] does not cover loss though illness or hair which simply falls out, The Daily Telegraph said.
So what DOES it cover? “Accidental” shaving?
Usual omissions such as loss through war, invasion or revolution are not covered.
“AIIIIYYYEEEE! I am the great Sheik Guriti al-Jazeera Blagadagoosh! I declare jihad on your chest hair!! Manly British pigs!!! Fear my Gillete Mach3 blade!!!”
…neither are hunting on horseback or hang-gliding.
I don’t even wanna know how such activities can remove your chest hair without disfiguring other things, too.
Fire-eaters are also excluded.
…of course. 🙂
Claimants must prove loss of 85% of chest hair verified by two independent experts.
Where exactly can one find “two independent experts” on chest hair loss? What kind of fees would they charge for their expert analyses? And how does one get certified to evaluate your chest hair?
Is chest-hair-loss analysis a lucrative business? I can only imagine the dialog for that.
“I’m sorry sir, you are ONE chest hair folicle short of reaching our 85% threshold. ”
Wow… that’s just… stupid.