Murphy’s First Law of Handheld Electronics: The price of an item is directly proportionate to its vulnerability to destruction during a wayward trip to the pavement.
Corollary: A gadget’s vulnerability to floor drops is directly proportionate to the device’s propensity to commit suicide with such a drop, all on its own.
No, that’s not mine. It belongs to some other poor soul. If it were mine, I wouldn’t be so… calm.