“[*exasperated sigh*] You’re supposed to be here to protect me!”
“Well what are we protecting you from? A wrong Cheeseburger? What, is this like a harmful cheeseburger or something?”
911tape_1.wma (2MB Windows Media file)
It’s amazing what some people consider an emergency. How much do you want to bet this person was obliviously chauffeuring her two kids around in a Hummer H2, to top it off?