Looks like the start of an odd-news week. First, to Toyko, where a student was made to write an apology in his own blood. How nice and un-cruel, and sanitary too!
Oh, and don’t crawl under your car while it’s standing on jacks alone. If you’re gonna tinker with your car, make sure it’s on blocks or on solid stands!
More advice: if you fly, don’t fly Northwest Airlines. And if you must fly Northwest, make sure the pilot knows where the hell he’s going.
And last but not least: be careful what you say at work. Particulalry if you work at GyroGroup. If you say the “D” word, you could get fired (Shhhhh!).