The Boy Scouts are raising money for their $14 Million forest fire bill, by having a lemonade sale… at $250 a glass. They couldn’t even sell one:
After two hours, they had netted only $66.43.
“It’s just the beginning,” Fisher said, calculating that with 210,000 similarly lucrative lemonade sales, the $14 million would be raised.
Ah, Boy Scouts. Ever the homophobic, discriminatory optimists. If I were a religious man, I’d say God’s trying to tell them something.
Perhaps they would be better off selling cookies?