Really now, is THIS what BREAKING NEWS has come to?
FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) — Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.
Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men’s public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.
Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren’t even full, he said.
Does your time feel wasted? Yeah, it did for me too. SO much so that I felt I had to rant about it to justify the waste.
MAYBE this would’ve been newsworthy,if, somehow, al qaeda was planning a MASSIVE TERRORIST ATTACK involving hundreds of rolls of pilfered TP. But Osama, creative as he is, just couldn’t pull it off. No way.