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Picture Perfect: China does a Milli Vanilli

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So Apprently, China didn’t do as bang-up a job during the opening ceremonies as people thought. The backdrops and general image were embellished. The fireworks were at least partially faked. And it appears, even the cute kid who sang at the opening ceremonies was using a voice track. All in the name of making China seem pure and perfect.

First, the fireworks. Frankly, Beijing’s air sucks, and the news has been all abuzz about the air quality and rampant pollution problems. Looks liek it’s so bad that you can’t always see bright pyrotechnics in the air at night, and computer generated foted was sent to braodcasters to play instead. Nice…

“It was confirmed that previously recorded footage was provided to the broadcasters for convenience and theatrical effects — as in many other big events,” Beijing organizing committee spokesman Wang Wei said. “On the day of the ceremony there were actual footprints of fireworks from the south to the north of the city.

“However, because of the poor visibility of the night, some previously recorded footage may have been used.”

The computerized images were produced by Crystal Digital Technology Co. of Beijing.

“We did our best to create a rendering that would look like the shot was taken live,” company spokesman Lei Ming told the Beijing Times. “Most people could not tell the difference.”

NBC said broadcasters Bob Costas and Matt Lauer told viewers the display was cinematic.

“This is actually almost animation,” Lauer said on the air.

Guess what Matt? It was animation.

And the kid? Unwittingly, she was used only for her looks. But the higher ups in Beijing’s government felt her voice was not up to the task:

Under pressure from the highest levels of the ruling Communist Party to find the perfect face and voice, the ceremony’s production team concluded the only solution was to use two girls instead of one. Miaoke, a third grader, was judged cute and appealing but “not suitable” as a singer. Another girl, Yang Peiyi, 7, was judged the best singer but not as cute. So when Miaoke opened her mouth to sing, the voice that was actually heard was a recording of Peiyi.

And it is unclear if Miaoke even knew.

“The reason was for the national interest,” explained Chen Qigang, general music designer of the opening ceremonies, who revealed the deception during a Sunday radio interview. “The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feeling and expression.”

Well, it’s fairly easy (and actually quite the vogue) to pick on China’s political and social policies and litany of human rights abuses. There are plenty of other blogs dedicated to solely commenting on this. But I think the important take away from this particular event is this: it’s a sadi sitaution that China’s government does not appear to be focused of the task of actual perfection, or at least coming as close to it as humanly possible. however, they will be more tahn happy to use any imperfect solution possible to merely put forth the appearance of perfection. And that is a very dangerous thing.

Stupid (and totally non-useful) iPhone trick: “I Am Rich”

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Of course, the iPhone App Store has plenty of useful and entertaining games and applications to help you justify spending gobs of cash on your new, beautifully-crafted testament to technological decadence. But what if you’re so damned rich, you just don’t know what to do with the millions of bucks just lining your pockets and having an iPhone (or two or three) just isn’t enough bling to throw round?

Well, iTunes comes tot he rescue again. For a mere $999, an app called I Am Rich will show people just what a rich prick you are.

What does it do? Nothing of utility really. Though its creator, Armin Heinrich, has a different take:

The red icon on your iPhone or iPod touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were able to afford this.

It’s a work of art with no hidden function at all.
[…]

If it’s to expensive for you – check out my other apps – they are all much cheaper.

Hopefully with any profits he makes from sales of this App, Heinrich can hire an artist that can do more than render a poorly-gradiented lens flare and pentagon. And perhaps even a grammar checker who doesn’t command “to” high a salary.

Stupid (but useful) iPhone tricks: The screen dump

iPhone Home Screen

Some people like to illustrate a point they’re making about a piece of software, or show a particular problem they’re having, with a direct capture of what’s on the screen. The process of doing this is called a screen capture, or screen dump.

This is pretty easy to do in Windows and on a Mac, but it can be elusive to do on a cell phone.

Ever wonder how people can get perfect screenshots of their iPhone? Well, it’s actually quite simple:

This screen capture was taken from my old iPhone. All you have to do is the following:

1. Press and hold the Home Button down (the button below the screen).
2. Briefly press the Lock/Power button (the one on the top edge).

The screen should briefly fade, indicating a screen capture has been taken.

Then, just sync the phone to your computer, and the images can be imported like regular photos.

Not bad!

Speaking of Old and Busted…

Centro

So I get the above ad in my inbox yesterday, shortly after buying the new iPhone.

Y’know, Palm has been using the same OS version for 6 years now, and has been promising Linux “next year” for about 3 of them. Their products have gone stagnant and while they were once innovative, they no longer bring anything to the table, technologically speaking.

And then there was the disaster known as the Palm Foleo, which was so ill-conceived that Palm’s remaining userbase rejected the product before it even went on sale.

I’m surprised they still exist as this point.