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It’s pronounced: “WHO CARES.” Got it, fanboy?

OS X Bug Report

I have a confession to make. I LOVE using a Mac. But sometimes, I really HATE Mac users.

There seems to be an unfortunate potential side effect experienced by people who are or become Mac users: they turn into a bunch of smug, self-important assholes. Not ALL Mac users are this way, but there are enough of them – and they are so extremely, annoyingly vocal – that they’ve become a stereotype that is applied to everyone carrying a laptop that happens to have a glowing apple on its exterior.

I’m not talking about the occasional ribbing. You know, when someone asks “why does [insert random feature] work on your computer but not on mine?” you answer “because I have a Mac.” In small measure, that might be okay, and somewhat tolerable. I even do it myself occasionally. Though, if ever you find yourself in a situation where the roles are reversed, be prepared to NEVER hear the end of it.

But no, I’m talking about the uber-fanboys who obsess over silly things, like, insulting people over how they pronounce the name of the Mac Operating System. Or worse, the fanboys who are SO smug and self-superior that they feel they need to pontificate about pronunciation in a crappily-produced YouTube video, all the while thinking they’re The Shit just because they finally figured out how to use iMovie.

By the way, did you know that Macs could talk? Most people don’t, and most people don’t care. But this guy does. Maybe because no one but his computer will talk to him?

Anyway, here’s an example of the smug faboyishness that I’m talking about. I must warn you though: DON’T watch this video unless you enjoy headaches.

You wanna know what my pet peeve is? People who make YouTube videos but can’t hold the stupid camera still if their lives depended on it. The constant back-and-forth-and-around-and-WTF movement gave me a headache 15 seconds into this minute-and-a-half of Aspberger’s syndrome gone unchecked.

But it does prove a point. I think the main barrier to people accepting and adopting Macs as an easy to use, elegant computer system isn’t price, or software availability, or problems transitioning. It’s the fact that there are douches like this using them, and pontificating about how much better they are to other people merely because they know when an X is a “ten” and not really an X. Gee Einstein, you’re really conquering the world’s problems with that little bit of insight! Hats off to ya!

I really don’t care HOW people pronounce “OS X,” and frankly, neither should anyone. What’s important is that people remain willing to try using it, and that people consider it as a POSSIBLE alternative to the unfortunate crap most people put up with when they’re in front of a keyboard. And frankly, people who cop an attitude about piddly thinkgs like correct pronunciation are the same types who perpetuate the stereotype of Mac users being smug, smarmy, self-important, and elitist. If we nitpick on how people new to the platform pronounce the name, how can we expect them to want to associate themselves with the likes of “us?”

Sony Style = Crap!

sony style

*sigh*

Sony, sony sony. Stupid sony.

You were a prestigious brand name in the ‘80s. People the world over sought your quality electronics, and back in the day, your Walkmans were innotative, and The Thing to Have.

You remember the Walkman, don’t you? At the time of its launch in 1979, it was The Shit. It commanded a high price for the time period, and if you had one, you were In. The rest of us made do with off-brands and knock-offs, like Coby and GPX. And if you were really broke, you had the lowest of the low: a Yorx.

But nowadays, there’s no question. The Must Have media device is the iPod. it is The Shit. And you’re In if you have one. Those who can’t afford one make do with, well, Coby, or GPX.

And, if you’re truly lame… you get a Sony Walkman.

Sony, you are now the Yorx of 2008.

You used to be golden. What happened to you?
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Sign #1 that you’re starting to get old: “It couldn’t have looked THAT bad!”

Take a look at this photo, ostensibly dated 1985 from the Chicago Tribune, depicting a mall that (in current times) is about to get razed and redeveloped.

Let’s see, in 1985, I would’ve been 7 or 8 years old.

Chicago, 1985

Holy hell! Did things really look that… old, back then? I mean, the cars, the signs… they look so… well, OLD! I would’ve easily pegged this image as being early 70s if I had not been told of the date. In fact part of me still has doubts!

23 years down the road, am I gonna look at photos I took of my car recently and think “DAMN! I owned THAT old jalopy?!”

Maybe it’s just that the photo was shot in black and white that makes it appear so dated. I mean, Christ, when did people finally get it that shooting in color isn’t so bad, particularly for historical preservation purposes?

Mark of the Beast (or, “what happened to that rant about Sony?”)

Deleted Database

Maybe I should’ve just taken Easter off, and left the site alone. Alas, the fact that I hadn’t written anything in a while left me with a bit of guilt, and so I put together this nice, invective-laden piece about Sony turning into a too-big-for-its-britches ghetto brand. You might’ve seen it, for the few hours it was actually up on this site. Coincidentally, I spent two days writing the piece, and I failed to notice that it was article #666 in the scaredpoet.com article database. Oh, what a bad, bad omen that was.

Sadly, the article is no more. Because shortly after I wrote the article, I sat back to vainly admire the literary fruits of my labor. And then I noticed a curious bug in the site’s code.

So, I went to fix it. A simple software update should do! Right? No, alas, the software update not only failed to solve the issue, but caused another annoying problem. So I tried another fix. Another bug is created!

Well, now I’m annoyed. So I decide the one way to fix all of this, once and for all, is go directly into the site database and manually edit it.

MISTAKE.

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